Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!colt.net!pop-news-1.colt-telecom.nl!newsgate.cistron.nl!newsfeed.bit.nl!newsfeed.bit.nl!news2.euro.net!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2003 19:57:08 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The Greatest Dad Message-ID: Date: Wed, 31 Dec 2003 19:57:08 -0600 Lines: 39 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-oP7yPAQo8O6J5D91OFZT6o9SzGtzQRvyNkZDx2eh9q4vyaih2irFsrUMHQdWIbHvABILdLBBrzuks/d!h2Q6/0aq5m+/TITualTBViMoMS2ewS06Fdi4gv0xrhoz9y2uDbncyzbz0CUosw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2100 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Greatest Dad A large company offered to fly me out to a meeting business class. During the return flight we were given gourmet brownies and cookies. Not hungry, I decided to save them for later, so I placed them in an air sickness bag. After the plane landed I got up to leave and a stewardess approached me. She asked, "Sir, would you like for me to dispose of that for you?" I said, "No thanks, I'm saving it for my kids."