Michael Cash wrote:
> On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 15:37:49 +0900, Brett Robson
> <deep_m_m@hotmail.com> brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
> 
> 
>>
>>necoandjeff wrote:
>>
>>>Louise Bremner wrote:
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>>>>Raj Feridun <rferid@NOSPAMyahoo.co.jp> wrote:
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>>>>
>>>>>On Thu, 25 Nov 2004 11:09:38 +0900, Brett Robson
>>>>><deep_m_m@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>Hmmm. Being bald was never a handicap for me...
>>>>>
>>>>>>>>Being fat is probably the biggest handicap for dating Japanese
>>>>>>>>girls. 
>>>>>
>>>>>>>That doesn't handicap sumo wrestlers much (so I'm told).
>>>>>
>>>>>>Money beats everything.
>>>>>
>>>>>That and celebrity. I'd love to see any of the model/actress types
>>>>>who like to date sumo wrestlers dating average guys that just look
>>>>>like sumo wrestlers.
>>>>>
>>>>>In fact even the sumo wrestlers don't generally score the top level
>>>>>girlfriends until they make Makuuchi and then not generally before
>>>>>ozeki/yokozuna.
>>>>
>>>>Not so, apparently. What I was told is that sumo wrestlers are prized
>>>>as lovers because their training makes them very conscious of their
>>>>size and so they tend to be more imaginative in their love-making.
>>>
>>>
>>>Must...stop...imagining...fat...sumo...sex...AAAHHHHH!
>>
>>
>>Sorry Neko it's about to get worse. The university near my house
>>has a sumo club and they are often on my train. They stink so bad
>>people change carriages.
>>
>>They really really stink.
> 
> 
> Strike up a conversation and point that out to them.
> 

It think the hoards of people shoving their way on to the next 
carriage gagging and face covered with hankies is obvious.