"Michael Cash" wrote ...
> "Paul Blay" brought down from the Mount tablets inscribed:
> >"Heywood Mogroot" wrote ...
> >> Michael Cash <mikecash@buggerallspammers.com> wrote ...
> >> > 
> >> > Two words: Theft insurance
> >> 
> >> yeah, it's important to note that the criminal element *LOVES*
> >> motorcycles. They disappear faster than umbrellas.
> >
> >That reminds me.
> >
> >"What do you call a biker who relies on a padlock to keep his bike safe?"
> >
> >"A pedestrian."
> 
> We know a place where one would get his head handed to him for
> suggesting that a Japanese person would do anything so dishonorable as
> to steal anything, don't we Paul?

While searching the net for something suitable to back up the reply I was 
going to make here I found this... (http://takamatsu.cool.ne.jp/bonchi/Stock/Docs.htm )

The valley is cute. 
Because the barren air does that. 

The valley is cute.
Therefore as for there
the winter being cold, summer hotly so

... which I offer up as a warning to all seeking to write poetry in their second 
language.  

Actually the original could be worse, there appear to be mutated versions 
floating around. 

The valley is cute. 
Because the barren air does that. 

The valley is wonderful.
Therefore as for there
the winter being cold, summer hotly so. 
No WAR
No Money.
No Kanojo.
Hottoke!

As for my original post - maybe you could just think of something witty 
and imagine I'd said it.