So, there's this program called "Dead or Alive", and my wife is watching
it. 

I learned so much. Like, did you know it's DANGEROUS to put cannisters
of propane in contact with toaster ovens? Or to drop dry ice into 
thermoses full of liquid and close the top tightly?

My God, what is American TV doing wasting its time with shows like
"The Simpsons", when there are stupid people who badly NEED this info.

Mike