On Sun, 31 Jul 2005 13:04:43 GMT, Ed Conrad <edconrad@verizon.net> wrote:

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>    WASHINGTON, D.C. (Rueters)
>-- Funeral services were held
>Saturday for a longtime expert at
>the Smithsonian Insititution 
>who suffocated earlier this week
>in a freak accident while searching
>for answers to man's origin and
>ancestry.
>    A Smithsonian officia said Chris
>Krolczyk had to be buried in a 4-by-4-
>foot casket because morticians were 
>unable to remove his head from his
>rectum.
>     Krolyczk had inadvertently used
>Crazy Glue instead of Vasoline and
>was unable to remove his head,
>according to forensic pathologists.

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