On May 1, 7:37 pm, "FMB" <F...@SBCGlobal.net> wrote:
> "Rita B. Flesh" <vintage_man...@yahoo.com> wrote in messagenews:cec3ac30-4bb7-4aec-9228-64364048a30f@q14g2000vbn.googlegroups.com...
>
> > How can I piss without pissing on my clothes???
>
> Come on Rita, is that a real question?
>
> > Can I buy an artificial penis for myself???

Sure you can.  Ask any of the Geezer Repukes on RORT.  They all have
an artificial one along with fake balls too.  They'll tell you where
they got theirs.

> Rita!  This is a family site.  Knock it off.
>
> FMB
> (North Mexico)

RORT a family site????  That's the best joke that's been posted on
this newsgroup in months!  HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW-HAW