YOU are in my will!
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Holding a Grudge
A lawyer was reading out the will of a rich man to the
people mentioned in the will:
"To you, my loving wife Rose, who stood by me in rough
times, as well as good, I leave her the house and $2 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Jessica, who looked
after me in sickness and kept the business going, I leave
her the yacht, the business and $1 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Dan, who hated
me, argued with me, and thought that I would never mention
him in my will - well you are wrong.
Hi Dan!"
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