"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:km9srv07j04aqhe57o58goj7n4sd1pnv9s@4ax.com...
> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 22:49:25 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com>
> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
>
> >
> >"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
> >news:t96prvo53jjf7oi460v9tces67no6ppauh@4ax.com...
> >> On Thu, 20 Nov 2003 17:01:08 +0900, "Ed" <gwbush@whitehouse.com>
> >> belched the alphabet and kept on going with:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
> >> >news:6tbnrv41hr1ckt6bll2mu1a5egg9241sk2@4ax.com...
> >> >
> >> >> This ain't too hard to figure out, Dr. Watson:
> >> >>
> >> >> 1. Ed is married
> >> >> 2. Ed works around beautiful, nubile young women
> >> >> 3. Ed plays around on the computer a lot
> >> >> 4. The computer greatly facilitates private communication
> >> >> 5. Some of which came to Mrs. Ed's attention
> >> >> 6. Upon which reality started to bloody suck
> >> >>
> >> >> How'm I doin', Ed?
> >> >
> >> >There's still my hand at least.
> >> >
> >> >Actually, I've been spending most of my free time playing a PS2 game
> >called
> >> >grand theft auto 3. I don't know how the Japanese authorities let this
> >game
> >> >into the country, but I've been having a blast macking hos, busting
caps,
> >> >doing drive bys and just plain killing anybody that gets in my way.
When
> >the
> >> >health meter gets too far down, I pick up a whore and take her to the
> >park
> >> >to get the wagon bouncing . Once you're finished, you can always get
your
> >> >money back by splattering her brains all over the grass.
> >> >
> >> >Bryan would love this game.
> >>
> >> Bryan has the PC version. Thanks to Bryan, I have the PC version.
> >>
> >> I find it very cathartic to just wander the city with a baseball bat
> >> and beat people into a bloody pulp. Sometimes I just stand in one spot
> >> on the sidewalk and see how deep I can make the pile of dead bodies.
> >
> >The austrian version doesn't have any whores.
>
>
> The German version doesn't have blood. Probably the Singapore version
> doesn't have all those newspapers littering the streets.

I don't have the codes for the PC (politically correct?) version, but if you
really want to see grand theft auto 3 in its full bloody glory, there are
three codes you need to input. (sorry, but these are for the PS2 version)

First, you input the full gore code...

S,L1, C, D, L1, R1, T, R, L1, X

That'll increase the gore content.

Next, you input

R2, R2, L1, R2, L, D, R, U, L, D, R, U

This will give most of the pedestrians weapons such as grenades, uzis, flame
throwers and bazookas.

finally, you put this code in...

D, R2, R1, T, X, L2, L1, U, D,

which will cause the pedestrians to fight anything and everything.  The
result is something to behold. You'll see some guy run across the street to
kick this guy's ass, only this guy is holding a flame thrower. He torches
about three or ten people, and then a businessman will open fire on the
crowd with an uzi. Add to this the grandmother who decides that the whole
lot need to be decimated so she throws a grenade into the mix. The ambulance
crew arrives and are immediately swamped, the ambulance gets set on fire,
which results in an explosion which results in exploding all the cars that
are honking their horns and complaining about the ambulance being parked,
and then somebody decides that a bazooka would be just the thing to take out
the helicoptors that are hovering overhead...