Does anyone know where I can get a picture of Rei Ayanami nailed to the
cross, wearing a crown on thorns and impaled in the side with a lance?

No, it's not for sick hentai purposes - rather, I'm fascinated by the
Ayanami/Christ analogy that is hinted at throughout the series and I would
love to see a depiction of Rei as Jesus. I'm sure I saw some artwork like
that a long time ago, b4 I was into Eva, and I didn't save it.