"Ryan Ginstrom" wrote in the snow...

> It's a pretty difficult process, though. The hardest part is finding
their
> little willies to get the piss from. And then of course there is the
> practice of shoving little hoses down their throats to pump in water,
which
> has pushed some of the international animal protection groups to call
for a
> ban.
>
> Now, however, the market is being flooded by cheap imported Chinese
snake
> piss, and a lot of the traditional Japanese snake-piss producers are
in
> danger of going under. As an emergency measure, the Japanese
government has
> implemented an "inspection fee" on imported snake piss valued at 500%
the
> customs value, and the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries
is
> conducting a "Heartful IT Campaign for Japanese Snake Piss" aimed at
raising
> awareness of Japanese snake piss and gaining the understanding of the
> Japanese people, etc.

You're taking the piss aren't you?

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Fabian
Humans have to stop treating each other like they treat us ants. Think
about it. If we build, say, a pair of very tall structures, like two
anthills side-by-side, some stupid human swoops in out of nowhere and
knocks them down. Or humans will drop food on the ground near us. we
think it's for us, but those same humans will also try to kill us! I
have no sense of irony, I'm just an ant. But if I did, I'm sure I'd
notice that.