"Michael Cash" <mikecash@sunfield.ne.jp> wrote in message
news:aqkugv8ik9s9a5c3veh05htai9rav8r1fk@4ax.com...

> Back off, jack! I approve of this one. Every time the sun comes up I'm
> one day closer to joining those old bastards. I'd like to know what I
> have to look forward to (or dread, such as the case may be).

As your senior by a few years, I feel that I can safely forecast the sex
(har!) life of your golden years.

You might notice that you have already undergone extensive sex drive therapy
by being married to a Japanese woman. Extensive testing in the field of
sensory deprivation have provided Japanese wives with a comprehensive
understanding of the male sex drive, and they have concluded that the
unfortunate side effects of the male sex drive can only be treated using a
self-induced repetitive manual organ pressure treatment program.