"Kevin Gowen" <kgowenNOSPAM@myfastmail.com> wrote in message
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> www.poopreport.com
>
> Does onion soup give anyone else toxic farts? It smells like I sold my ass
> to the devil.

You called? I once loaded myself up with four chili cheese Mos burgers and
the resultant gas was enough for my wife (who has been there and back) to
tell me that I'd better sleep outside for the health of my family. It was
like somebody had pushed a fartarama-marathon-butt-plug up my... well, my...
you know.

I eventually had to evacuate the tent.