"Kaz" <kaz@ivebeenframed.com> wrote in message
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> I saw a really rude gaijin in costco today. A gaijin customer was
> yelling loud to a young Japanese female clerk like "No! No! No! No!
> No! No! No! No! No!".

There is nothing wrong with him. He has just reached the first stage of
gaigin Enlightenment: most Japanese know a little English, so it will help
if you enunciate properly and speak very loudly and very slowly.

The second stage of Enlightenment occurs when you realize that most Japanese
don't know much English after all, and learn that pantomime will get you
much further.

The third and final stage of Enlightenment occurs when you learn 10 words of
Japanese and become a 5-minutes-of-fame gaigin talent, and earn enough
kangarubles for your retirement on Fiji.

-- 
Regards,
Ryan Ginstrom