In article <4beHVLACMsi+EwW8@warriorprincess.demon.co.uk>, 
Anni@warriorprincess.demonNO2SPAM.co.uk says...
>
>In article <Gt-cnYi4i_G9_RejXTWc3w@comcast.com>, I Hate Spam
><removethisspam@comcast.net> writes
>>"[DFC]cOwMoO" <cowmoo@bikerider.com> wrote in message
>>news:b69d8j$q1s$1@lust.ihug.co.nz...
>>> > 1) Shinji, Rei and Asuka have quit NERV/ been fired/ left to persue
>>> >    musical careers etc...Who do you replace them with and why?
>>>
>>> Oompa-Loompas! (Cheap manual labour)
>>
>>    You know, somehow I think Willy Wonka would be just as an effective 
NERV
>>commander as Gendo Ikari.
>
>I can see it now...
>
>- Asuka stamping her feet and demanding "I **WANT** A GOLDEN GOOSE!".
>
>- Shinji marvelling at "Mmmmm, lick-able wallpaper".
>
>- The NERV battleship floating in a river of chocolate.
>
>- Misato demanding to know why there is no river of beer.
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>- Asuka switches Rei's glass of water for a glass of the fizzy lifting
>  drink...

THIS could be grim; I don't think Rei CAN burp!

>Anyone else got any? :)

Let's see...

Willy's first appearance being him grim and limping... until
he slips his cane and somersaults all the way down the rolling
walkway into Central Dogma before springing to his feet with a
smile right in front of Shinji.

Rei's bandages are candy apple red...

The Progressive Knife is replaced with a candy cane.

NERV defeating an Angel by feeding it a stick of that 'complete
meal' gum and causing it to bloat into a huge blueberry.

Instead of the Lance of Longius, the struggle between NERV
and SEELE involves an all day gobstomper...

Ritsuko and Maya pouring chocolate all over each other and
licking it off...

(Whoops, wrong news group.  Delete that last one.)

^_^

FW