In article <v7g147amnn0m3f@corp.supernews.com>, vaughnp@pcez.com says...
>
>"Allan Matthews" <allan_matthews@bigfoot.nospam.com> wrote in message
>news:MPG.18e09fa99c5ad50b989690@news.randori.com...
>> In article <b56aka$2k2q$3@news.fsr.net>, fwhite*NOSPAM*@colfax.com
>> says...
>> > In article <l93a7vsernorgro77shfusds80r15ujbfr@4ax.com>,
>> > ppvegeta@hotmail.communism says...
>> > >
>> > >On Sat, 15 Mar 2003 23:55:50 -0000, "goat" <goat@goat.goat> wrote:
>> > >
>> > >>I read this once on a website but I cant find it now.
>> > >>
>> > >>Dr. Ritsuko is giving Shinji a medical examination and he has to give
>a
>> > >>sperm sample for testing, but he cant get it up to a porno mag.
>> > >>
>> > >>Ritsuko needs the sample badly so she helps Shinji to get it up by
>> > giving
>> > >>him a handjob then sucking him off.
>> > >
>> > >Ritsuko Akagi would never stoop as low as to give a hummer to a 14
>> > >year old boy.
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >
>> > >No, she'd get Maya to do it...
>> >
>> > More likely Misato.  Maya would be too likely to freak and
>> > not be able to do it right...
>>
>> Misato wouldn't do it.
>>
>> But _Rei_ does what she's told to do...
>>
>> allan
>
>What, no one gonna suggest Asuka try it? It worked in EoE.
>
>Ritsuko: "Ok, Shinji, Asuka is in the other room, naked. There's a one-way
>mirror, so she
>               won't know you're there. Bring me the sample vial when 
you're
>done."
>Misato: "And try not to make any noises or bang the window, while you're at
>it. Asuka will
>              kill you if she finds out about this."
>Shinji: (ULP!)
>Shinji: (15 min later) "Here." (shuffles away) "....I'm all fucked up."
>Asuka: "So, what the hell was THAT all about?"
>Ritsuko: "Routine testing."
>Asuka: "Hmph. I'll just bet."

But - the way things go in the NGE universe - Asuka WOULD find out about
it somehow, and she WOULD kill Shinji.  Probably while screaming "BAKA"
and that her EVA was better.

(And in the hentai NGE universe, she'd follow up beating Shinji to a pulp 
by dragging him to her bedroom, tying him spread eagle on her bed, and
forcing him to satisfy her repeatedly to make up for being a Peeping
Tom.)

FW.  Who notes that no one has suggested Kaji take a hand in this
matte, yet...  ^_^