In article <pmiiiu87dg9celmceek5uhkkgq7r054ogt@4ax.com>, DOKool@aol.com 
says...
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>On Mon, 8 Jul 2002 02:07:19 -0500, "Kyle Goetz"
><kyle.goetz@mail.utexas.edu> wrote:
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>>2.  Rei IS there, and is a genetically engineered human/angel hybrid 
who
>>exists for MY viewing pleasure (and Zeruel's ^_^)
>
>I just don't find her attractive.  Too pale.  give the girl a tan and
>then we'll talk, until then i'll take Asuka or Misato (or both!)
>anytime...

(thinks about Rei going into a tanning booth.  Then when they
open the booth door a few minutes later, they find just her
plug suit and a handful of ashes in front of the UV light.

Vampire Princess Rei.

Starts thinking of other scenarios about what would happen 
if Rei were a vampire.  

Having all those crucifixes around would really suck, for one thing.  

On the other hand, she wouldn't be spending all that time in
the sick bay trying to heal.

Feeding might not be all that easy, either (although Gendo probably 
would provide anything she needed).  Although if the others walked
in on her, the results might be... interesting.  (pictures Shinji
trying to come up with something to say that wouldn't hurt Rei's
feelings; Misato misinterpreting the crimson leaking down Rei's
chin and saying "All right!  Bloody Marys!"; Asuka unleashing
a Germanic curse that singes paint and heading off to go find
some garlic.

Also imagines EVA-00 with Rei at the controls growing fangs in 
the midst of combat and going for some poor unsuspecting
Angel's lifeblood...)

FW.  Planning to get some sleep, soon.




It would be an interesting