Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!news-out1.nntp.be!propagator2-sterling!news-in-sterling.newsfeed.com!newshosting.com!news-xfer2.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 15:56:45 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Signs That You are Burnt Out Message-ID: Date: Mon, 22 Sep 2003 15:56:45 -0500 Lines: 60 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.173 X-Trace: sv3-75AQBtTWRRKwAmqZ5yEE9s75WL0jXeL+IYcLtfqJAbNJ8g62DPsde7crmvGTp53nTPZJi2pFG3PQvZU!LBFABmMFQQkD4wpHh6ywkDdXwgoPZAzKL7UM6+yhzlwwoz+JA3N0ueIrOMkb2g== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:1783 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Signs That You are Burnt Out You're so tired you now answer the phone, "Hell." Your friends call to ask how you've been, and you immediately scream, "Get off my back, jerk!" Your garbage can IS your "in" box. You wake up to discover your bed is on fire, but go back to sleep because you just don't care. You have so much on your mind, you often forget how to think. Visions of the upcoming weekend help you make it through ...er.... Monday. You sleep more at work than at home. You leave for a party and instinctively take your ID badge. Your Day Timer exploded a week ago. You think about how relaxing it would be if you were in jail right now.