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A big city California lawyer went duck hunting in rural
New South Wales. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell
into a farmer's paddock on the other side of a fence. 

As the lawyer climbed over the fence, an elderly farmer
drove up on his tractor and asked him what he was doing.
The litigator responded, "I shot a duck and it fell in
this field, and now I'm going into retrieve it." 

The old farmer replied. "This is my property, and you
are not coming over here." 

The indignant lawyer said, "I am one of the best trial
attorneys in the States and, if you don't let me get that
duck, I'll sue you and take everything you own." 

The old farmer smiled and said, "Apparently, you don't
know how we do things up here in the Northern Rivers. We
settle small disagreements like this with the Dorrigo Three
Kick Rule." 

The lawyer asked, "What is the Dorrigo Three Kick Rule?"


The Farmer replied. "Well, first I kick you three times
and then you kick me three times, and so on, back and forth,
until someone gives up." 

The attorney quickly thought about the proposed contest
and decided that he could easily take the old codger. He
agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly
climbed down from the tractor and walked up to the city
feller. 

His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot
into the lawyer's groin and dropped him to his knees. His
second kick nearly ripped the man's nose off his face.
The barrister was flat on his belly then the farmer's third
kick to a kidney nearly caused him to give up. 

The lawyer summoned every bit of his will and managed
to get to his feet and said, "Okay, you old coot - now
it's my turn." 

The old farmer smiled and said, "Nah, I give up. You
can have the duck."