Will they Election an Ass?
"Now remember," the snake told the ass, "no matter what situation you're
in, no matter what
animals you're talking to, make sure you always mention how you're a
'leader' and know what's
good for them, and how the other candidates don't have a clue about any
of those things. But
never be specific about precisely what you're going to do. For instance,
if the rabbits happen to
ask you what you're going to do about hunters, you just say that this is
a matter that calls for
'strong leadership,' and harp on how you've always been on the cutting
edge of change. Again,
let's say the deer inquire about the possibility of a year-round water
supply, you can tell them
that this is something that you yourself have thought about (even though
you haven't) and that it
will require the 'strong leadership' you've always shown---even if you
haven't. Remember,
'leadership'!"
Running for President of the forest is no easy task.
THE POLITY OF BEASTS
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