And the State Department says, "Get bent!"

Look at the bright side, Mr. Arudou. In America, you couldn't get 99% of 
that self-aggrandizing drivel published in the New York Times.

-- 
He was here before Christ, before civilisation. He was king here! Rawhead, 
that's what they called him! RAWHEAD! Get upstairs, fuckface - I can't keep 
god waiting!
-Father Declan O'Brien, Clive Barker's Rawhead Rex

I have created an empire out of greasy burgers and flat soft drinks. And 
you are just...what's the word?  Ahhh yes! A "Sucka"!
- Ronald McDonald speaking to Mr. T