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Made my money 

A young man asked an old rich man how he made
his money. 

The old guy fingered his worsted wool vest
and said, "Well, son, it was 1932. The depth
of the Great Depression. I was down to my last
nickel. 

"I invested that nickel in an apple. I spent
the entire day polishing the apple and, at the
end of the day, I sold the apple for ten cents.


"The next morning, I invested those ten cents
in two apples. I spent the entire day polishing
them and sold them at 5:00 pm for 20 cents. I
continued this system for a month, by the end
of which I'd accumulated a fortune of $1.37.


"Then my wife's father died and left us two
million dollars."