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Just following orders 

A couple of hunters are out in the woods in
the deep south when one of them falls to the
ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, and
his eyes are rolled back in his head. 

The other guy whips out his cell phone and
calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "My friend
is dead! What can I do?" 

The operator, in a calm and soothing voice,
says, "Alright, take it easy. I can help. First,
let's make sure he's dead." 

There is silence, and then a gun shot is heard.


The hunter comes back on the line. "OK. Now
what??"