Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newshosting.com!news-xfer1.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border3.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 02 Jan 2004 05:57:03 -0600 From: <subscribe@KenFuny.com>(KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Little Pianist Message-ID: <T86dnbr0xa0SwWiiRVn-hg@comcast.com> Date: Fri, 02 Jan 2004 05:57:03 -0600 Lines: 44 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-VtcZytWYhE+NtMCli8PGGBwbz026Y0GIyKXQ1f961vF6G8K5AxLxvFDfQpvFdA9zWkcgA1ruHoYOqze!VjFIcaZ+kOoYhoyeD5BAeXXV/mUbhgrPdpFFJx05vGF6YRAacHerssqKazBv8g== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:3384 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Little Pianist A man walks into a bar and sees a man sitting beside a 12 inch pianist. He walks up to the man and says, "That's amazing how did you get that." The man pulls out a bottle and tells him to rub it and make a wish. So he rubs the bottle and a puff of smoke pops out and grants him one wish. So the man thinks and says, "I wish I had a million bucks." The genie says, "OK, go outside and your wish will be granted." So the man goes outside and all he finds is ducks filling the sky and roads. He goes back in and tells the man what happend and the man says, "I know, do you really think I wanted a 12 inch pianist."