Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!news.maxwell.syr.edu!newshosting.com!nx01.iad01.newshosting.com!border1.nntp.ash.giganews.com!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 21:56:03 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: The Nest Egg Message-ID: Date: Tue, 10 Feb 2004 21:56:03 -0600 Lines: 45 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-kG8udKGm5Lt7a9a+M+I1f4nSvBnkHNwN8cRiSYIn71F8rf8kfFAKG30GuqYf82uazQpYDoIrtDZ0qnI!/xH7k3KootBxv1NKWK+JpWy1j55qfUKhKyJ2Dy7Vs2CYN9X/N5nn0DETaGT8hw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2491 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Nest Egg Jones was having difficulties in business. "If I had as little as a thousand dollars in actual cash right now, this minute," he said to his wife sadly, "it might make all the difference." "If that is all," said Mrs. Jones, "then all is well." She ran upstairs and came down with a large jar filled with bills. "I've kept this as a secret nest egg. You see, ever since we got married, I put a ten-dollar bill into the jar every time we made love. You can have it now. There's almost three thousand dollars there." Jones looked at the jar with stupefaction. Finally he said, "Good Greif, Now I wish I had given you all of my business."