Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!uinet.or.jp!Q.T.Honey!diablo.efnet.com!efnet.com!HSNX.atgi.net!newsfeed.sjc.globix.net!cyclone-sf.pbi.net!216.196.106.144!border2.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!sjc1.usenetserver.com!atl-c02.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:59:31 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: The Persistent Duck Message-ID: Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 21:59:31 -0500 Lines: 55 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-Q56VNn5C3EBvoIVeJplxYA6krulFNhwTsFCZ/r5NFXacMcOGS4+T71AqTJ7YCw5hxDb1Zs0LuNOfHHd!AhsncpVtcR/llhWCWGJEEVD0glBkhkBKUcwdO527S+rVGmtL2Mm2DIe/mVwhqg== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:6330 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ The Persistent Duck A duck walks into a feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk tells him, "No, we don't have a market for it so we don't carry it." The duck says, "Okay," and leaves. The next day, the duck again walks in to the feed store and asks, "Got any duck feed?" Again the clerk says no and the duck leaves. Next day, the duck once again walks in, and asks, "Got any duck feed?" The clerk says, "I've told you twice, we don't have duck feed, we've never had duck feed and we never will have duck feed. If you ask me again, I'll nail your feet to the floor." The duck leaves. The next day, the duck walks in and asks, "Got any nails?" "No." "Got any duck feed?"