Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!jindaiji.chofu.tokyo.jp!news.mcu.or.jp!CALA-MUZIK!newsgw.ayashii.or.jp!news.moat.net!news-out.newsfeeds.com!propagator3-LAX.newsfeeds.com!news-in.usenet.com!news-feed01.roc.ny.frontiernet.net!nntp.frontiernet.net!newscon06.news.prodigy.com!prodigy.net!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Wed, 06 Apr 2005 16:00:04 -0500 From: <subscribe@KenFuny.com>(KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Have as many as you like! Message-ID: <PqudnYn9s51J0MnfRVn-jw@comcast.com> Date: Wed, 06 Apr 2005 16:00:04 -0500 Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-X4RuhD7qhNGheN0BIBUj6U2vdpKpTrxTAGQN0oaRsvvjsBNHwc/8sC4jKN2Heeh+kBimABGaB+DjcBE!Sc8DvcuwxDNXNph0axJfXf3yO/m5EGfG6HrkDKKg0Gu8Vvxc/Nf7EEsf0sHFrQ== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.31 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:10079 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Have as many as you like! A priest decides one mid weekday to visit one of his elderly parishoners, Mrs. Smith. He rings the doorbell and Mrs. Smith appears. "Good Day Mrs. Smith. I just thought I would drop by and see how your are doing." The woman says, "Oh just fine Father, come on in and we'll have some tea." While sitting at the coffee table, the priest notices a bowl of almonds on the table. "Mind if I have one?" the priest says. "Not at all, have as many as you like". After a few hours the priest looks at his watch and alarmed at how long he has been visiting says to Mrs. Smith, "Oh my goodness, look at the time. I must be going. Oh but dear me I have eaten all your almonds. I'll have to replace them next time I visit." To which Mrs. Smith replied, "Oh don't bother Father. Ever since I lost all my teeth, it's all I can do just to lick the chocolate off them."