"John McCandless" <johncnj@bigpond.com> wrote in message
news:B2xma.14112$1s1.234374@newsfeeds.bigpond.com...
> > As it's been a bit quiet, here's a silly quiz so get your daft answers
> > ready:)
> >
> > 1) Shinji, Rei and Asuka have quit NERV/ been fired/ left to persue
> >    musical careers etc...Who do you replace them with and why?
>
> Clones of Ein (See 15. What anime would it be amusing to for Eva to do a
> crossover with?) :-)

   Hmmmm...  Evangelion Bebop.  The Bebop is side tracked in a gate mishap
and crash lands in the Geofront.  The crew is taken captive by NERV.

- Jet thinks NERV is responsible for the Gate Accident.  SEELE wants to know
who the ISSP are.
- Ritsuko tries and fails to recover Faye's memories.  Kaji tries to seduce
her, she clobbers him.
- NERV rebuilds the Bebop and discovers the powerful mono-system computers
on board are far in advance of the Magi.
- Spike breaks out and clobbers everyone sent to capture him, including
Kaji.  SEELE tries to recruit him to kill Gendo.
- Ed hacks her way through all the Magi's on Earth and loads them with video
games.  Fuyutsuki thinks she's an idiot-savant,
  Asperger's child or something like that.  Gendo insists that she be given
synch tests.  In her first battle as the substitute pilot
  of Unit 02 she fools both the Angel and NERV by synching up her laptop
with the EVA and plays video games while the
  battle takes place.  Her laptop clobbers the Angel.  Ritsuko is aghast
that Gendo would use a nine year old girl in a battle.
  Misato is forced to take Ed into her apartment where she annoys Shinji and
Asuka to no end.  Ein is bullied by Pen-Pen.
- Maya reveals that Ein's DNA has more storage capacity than all the
computers in the world.

> > 4) Any suggestions for an alternative power source for the Eva's?
>
> Hamsters have been done to death...

   Except Ebichu :-)

Misato (on phone): NERV HQ!  Report!  Do we have a pattern blue?

Ebichu (at Maya's console): Master Ritsuko has lovely blue pattern panties!
But now she's not wearing them because she's having sex with the Commander.

    Misato hears a loud WHAP in the background.

Ebichu: Master good to me!