Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.heimat.gr.jp!news.jone-system.com!mmcatv.co.jp!news.moat.net!border1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.sjc.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 01:54:14 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Facts of female life Message-ID: Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 01:54:15 -0600 Lines: 54 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-wD0IqdumLAYFOq7lpEnVVHiAK9pgZymHnpd7BS4gjeu8RFxLMsp8g202BLQ+YzIECLQnWBzkk8nFLuo!4GN84Bc9XOw+phrV2/AHQmlC0dxXWHdsK9aohGlC2pDhAD4ifYuDqp8rO3nEhA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:2906 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Facts of female life The differences between your 1st, 2nd and 3rd babies. 1st baby: You begin wearing maternity clothes as soon as your OB/GYN confirms your pregnancy. 2nd baby: You wear your regular clothes for as long as possible. 3rd baby: Your maternity clothes ARE your regular clothes. Preparing for the Birth 1st baby: You practice your breathing religiously. 2nd baby: You don't bother practicing because you remember that last time, breathing didn't do a thing. 3rd baby: You ask for an epidural in your 8th month.