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Special Coffeecake
An overweight business associate of mine decided it
was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet
seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his
favorite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work
carrying a gigantic coffeecake. We all scolded him, but
his smile remained cherubic.
"This is a very special coffeecake," he explained. "I
accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there
in the window was a host of goodies. I felt this was no
accident, so I prayed, 'Lord, if you want me to have one
of those delicious coffeecakes, let me have a parking place
directly in front of the bakery', and sure enough," he
continued, "the eighth time around the block, there it
was!"
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