In sci.med.cardiology Andrew E. Chung, MD/PhD passed gas...
 
> "Harald Gentexeater" <pipe_nurses@yahoo.com> wrote... 
> 
> > I'm a cannibal and the heart is the tastiest organ
> > of the human body.
> >
> > I want to eat YOUR heart.
> >
> > Can I eat your heart??? If yes, please contact me!!!
> 
> You can smell my farts.  Will that suffice? 

But farts are not very nutritious, Dr. Andy! How will he Be Healthy if 
he's sniffing your fetid flatulence? What about his VAT?? What will that 
do to his diabetes? Everyone knows that cannibals have too much sugar - 
and from gorging on all those human livers male cannibals have a toxic 
excess of iron. I agree that Harald the Cannibal (just doesn't have the 
same ring as Hannibal) needs to cut down on his meaty intake, but 
cutting him all the way down to a diet of your Air Biscuits is patient 
abuse!

I hope that you have your malpractice insurance paid up - oh wait - now 
that you spend all of your time pushing you fake diet and making videos 
you don't need to protect yourself from your incompetence.


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