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There was an old lady who would come out every morning
on the steps of her front porch, raise her arms to the
sky, and shout, "Praise the Lord!" 

Well, one day, an atheist moved into the house next
door. Over time, he became irritated at the old lady. So,
every morning he would step out onto his front porch and
yell after her, "There is no Lord!" 

Time passed with the two of them carrying on this way
every day. Then one morning in the middle of the winter,
the little old lady stepped onto her front porch and shouted,
"Praise the Lord! Lord, I have no food and I am starving.
Please provide food for me, oh Lord!" 

The next morning, she stepped onto her porch and there
were two huge bags of groceries sitting there. "Praise
the Lord!" she cried out. "He has provided groceries for
me!" 

The atheist jumped out of the hedges and shouted. "There
is no Lord. I bought the groceries!" 

The little old lady threw her arms into the air and
shouted, "Praise the Lord! He has provided me with groceries
and He made the devil pay for them!" 

A merry heart doeth good like a medicine... Proverbs
17:22 (KJV)