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EZ money for some 

The local bar was so sure that its bartender
was the strongest man around that they offered
a standing $1000 bet. The bartender would squeeze
a lemon until all the juice ran into a glass,
and hand the lemon to a patron. Anyone who could
squeeze one more drop of juice out would win
the money. 

Many people had tried over time (weight lifters,
longshoremen, etc.) but nobody could do it. 

One day a scrawny little man came in, wearing
thick glasses and a polyester suit, and said
in a tiny, squeaky voice, "I'd like to try the
bet." 

After the laughter had died down, the bartender
said OK, grabbed a lemon, and squeezed away.
He then handed the wrinkled remains of the rind
to the little man. 

But the crowd's laughter turned to total silence
as the man clenched his fist around the lemon
and six drops fell into the glass. 

As the crowd cheered, the bartender paid the
$1000, and asked the little man, "What do you
do for a living? Are you a lumberjack, a weight
lifter, or what?" 

The man replied, "I work for the IRS."