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Getting into heaven 

You Can't Fool The Kids In Sunday School! 

You can't fool the kids in Sunday school; they
are way too smart... 

"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage
sale, and gave all my money to the church, would
I get into heaven?" I asked the children in my
Sunday school class. 

"NO!" all the children answered. 

"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the
yard, and kept everything neat and tidy, would
I get into heaven?" 

Again the answer was, "NO!" 

"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to
heaven?" 

A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be
dead!"