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The Frog 

This really really old guy is walking on the
beach one day. 

He hears a little teenie tiny voice calling
out "Hey Mister ... pssst ... come here." 

He looks around and sees a little tiny frog
under a palm tree. He picks it up and it says
"Hey Mister ... if you kiss me, I'll turn into
a beautiful young woman and your wishes will
be my commands forever." 

He takes the frog, puts it in his pocket, and
starts to walk back toward home. 

The frog says "Hey, what are ya doing? Don't
ya want to kiss me?" 

The old man says, "No ... to tell you the truth,
at my age, a talking frog is worth a whole lot
more to me."