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Just a head 

Three blokes enter a disabled swimming contest.
The first has no arms, the second no legs, and
the third has no body, just a head. 

They all line up, the whistle blows and "splash"
they're all in the pool. The guy with no arms
takes the lead instantly, but the guy with no
legs is closing fast. The head sank straight
to the bottom. 

Ten lengths later and the guy with no legs
finishes first. He can still see bubbles coming
from the bottom of the pool, so he decides he
had better dive down to rescue the head guy.
He picks up the head, swims back up to the surface
and places the head at the side of the pool,
where-upon the head starts coughing and spluttering.

Eventually the head catches his breath and
shouts, "Three goddamn years I've spent learning
to swim with my goddamn ears. Then five seconds
before the whistle, some bastard puts a swimming
cap on me."