A Windy Day
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A Windy Day
Two guys were standing inside a building of
a local theme park. They were looking outside,
and it was an extremely windy day.
The area's custodian, the one who had the job
of sweeping up debris, was a very small woman
(4'10"& 90 lbs) and she was having a rough time
trying to not be blown away.
When she asked her manager what she should
do, he replied: "You have a warm down jacket
don't you? Well put rocks in all the pockets!"
Then a minister, who was standing nearby, suggested
she say a little prayer to ask the lord to lessen
the wind.
The park clown then suggested she could kill
two birds with one stone by saying the prayer
she said each night. He said, "you know, the
one that goes: 'Now I weigh me down to sweep.'"
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