Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!gcd.org!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!priapus.visi.com!orange.octanews.net!news.octanews.net!news-out.visi.com!petbe.visi.com!newsfeed2.dallas1.level3.net!news.level3.com!crtntx1-snh1.gtei.net!news.gtei.net!newsfeed1.easynews.com!easynews.com!easynews!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2003 09:57:43 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Hung'em up Message-ID: Date: Mon, 15 Dec 2003 09:57:43 -0600 Lines: 51 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-QdWf2R0mnsetXYMUp+ANKZcRRdY1JS3ibX0w2LEv2J9ehOV4amKq9+d2sEJTMcPVlCP8x0Tymgh2kMf!o6ZMWY7zoQ8fvT0xnYrMwx1MLddEkYQVMwCk+16kYftRymJyCJXDC/oZAxvqHw== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:1981 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Hung'em up Susan and John were patients at the insane asylum. One day Susan got tired of waiting patiently outside the bathroom door for John to emerge and kicked it in. Inside, she found John trying to drown himself in the bathtub. She saved him from sure death by pulling him from the tub. A few days later, the director of the asylum reviewed her file and called her into his office. "Ms. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior indicate that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck." "Oh, he didn't kill himself," Susan replied. "I hung him up to dry."