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Dumb Jock 

The huge college freshman figured he'd try out for the
football team. "Can you tackle?" asked the coach. 

"Watch this," said the freshman, who proceeded to run
smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters.


"Wow," said the coach. "I'm impressed. Can you run?"


"Of course I can run," said the freshman. He was off
like a shot, and in just over nine seconds, he had run
a hundred yard dash. 

"Great!" enthused the coach. "But can you pass a football?"


The freshman rolled his eyes, hesitated for a few seconds.
"Well, sir," he said, "if I can swallow it, I can probably
pass it."