The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by The
Eternal Lost Lurker, and I thusly replied: 

> "Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip" <revereatmy@ngelicqualities.evilsatan>
> wrote in message
> news:GOD9461D798F6078gotochurch@mass-at-11am-every-Sunday.orgy... 
>>
>> Ewww. Less of the disgusting language, please.
> 
> Ewww. Less of the pretentious netnannying, please.

Ewww. Less of the pilfering prize parsnips, please.

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Smiting Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874

"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his
tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." 
- Deuteronomy 23:2