"Madra Dubh" <ccaine@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
news:NuAOb.62420$6y6.1246455@bgtnsc05-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>
> "Duke of URL" <macbenahATkdsiDOTnet> wrote in message
> news:100lbul51kgnq38@corp.supernews.com...
> > In news:1esk009i5lah182ukfa1j09ccton6ot51b@4ax.com,
> > Raj Feridun <rferid@NOSPAMyahoo.co.jp> radiated into the
> > WorldWideWait:
> > > On Sun, 18 Jan 2004 00:12:43 -0500, Rick <notgilrick@alltel.net>
> > > wrote:
> > >> Adam Whyte-Settlar wrote:
> > >>> "Ryan Ginstrom" <ginstrom@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > >>> news:bucq5s$g86rs$1@ID-101276.news.uni-berlin.de...
> > >>>> "CL" <flothru@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> > >>> news:bua8nu$1r0$2@nnrp.gol.com...
> > >>>>> Adam Whyte-Settlar wrote:
> > >>>>>> "Ryan Ginstrom" <ginstrom@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > >>>>>> news:bu5nk0$drqkq$1@ID-101276.news.uni-.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>>> Jesus loves Americans.
> > >>>>>>
> > >>>>>> Well, yeah - I guess you've got a point there.
> > >>>>>> Didn't He model his appearance on an American?
> > >>>>>> You know - the long blonde wavy hair, the blue eyes, the
> > >>>>>> sandals?
> > >>>>>
> > >>>>>
> > http://www.catholicshopper.com/products/inspirational_sport_statues.html
> > >>>>
> > >>>> There you have it -- what deity wouldn't love followers who
> > >>>> idolatrized him in the form of plastic sports figurines?
> > >>>
> > >>> Gotta love American culture.
> > >>
> > >> why do British hate american culture?
> > >
> > > They don't as a whole. It's the jealous loudmouths who make
> > > themselves heard and in this case someone who loved British culture
> > > enough to escape to New Zealand.
> >
> > Ekshully we aren't sure about that - the last thing he remembered was
> > dozing off on an inflatable airmattress on Brighton Beach, next thing
> > the NZ Customs was asking him if he had anything to declare.
>
> And, being the proper Southern boy that Adam is, he said "Well I do
> declare!".
>
Nah - I knew they would never suss that the airbed was pumped full of
concentrated nitrous oxide - what a larf.
A W-S