This is all very funny Jon Jon, but couldn't you find something a bit more 
useful to do with your time?
If it was satire and you published it as a parody, you might do well but 
since the rating would be X it would be out of the mainstream circulation.

Perhaps you should just march on down to the Las Vegas Police Department and 
turn yourself in, before you actually get in trouble and get put into madman 
quarters.

Someone is bound to turn you over to the authorities as a pre-emptive 
measure.  You were building up to your final psychotic break for some time, 
and finally went for it. Now you live in severe delusion, with a head full 
of religious ideation, declaring yourself God like a million other Whack 
jobs wandering the streets--but due to your former Gakkai training you 
strive to be the best Whack Job you can be and I might add you are achieving 
that goal admirably!

dc


"JonJon" <johnayres@gurkia.com> wrote in message 
news:1131321462.677296.75390@g49g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
> Gurkian Way Rules Pt. 1 - The Religion Of The Hole Ephemeral Body of
> John Francis Ayres, The Creator
>
> The First Set Of Rules (Incomplete) - An Intro To My Religon and
> Thoughts In General
>
> Continued from Rule no. 18  (See previous posting.)
>
> Rule No. 19 No Rifle Butting allowed
>
> What is rifle butting? It is taking your field armament and using it to
> fuck with other people, such as dicking, or fraternizing, or shoving it
> up the ass of another person.
>
> Dicking: using it to fuck with.
> Fraternizing: using it to fuck other's with.
>
> All such actions are cause for expulsion.
>
>
> Rule No. 20 No Bunny Fuckinng
>
> What is bunny fucking? It's finding a wild or semi-wild animal with a
> hole in it for fucking and using it for your sexual enjoyment. Such
> animals as cows, cattle, lamas, sheep, mules, deer, antelope, some
> strains of wild turkey, camels, and primates, and or other similar
> animals, can be used to fuck and get your jollies with. All such
> actions are cause for dismissal.
>
> No Rabbit Mule Deer Ear Picking (Also called Rabbit, mule, ear deer
> picking, or gumboing)
>
> What is rabbit, mule, deer ear picking? It is the prolonged engagement
> of one's dick or vagina in the mouth or the hind quaters of an animal,
> cat, beaver, muskrat, or other fury animal that may stimulate one's
> sexual enjoyment.
>
> Any and all such encounters, when detected and confirmed, are cause for
> dismissal.
>
>
> Rule No. 21 No Rifle Bukeing Allowed
>
> The use of the rifle or field armament to engage anther sexually or
> lewdly when the other is off duty and minding his or her own business.
> All such abuses will be cause for dismissal.
>
> Rule No. 22 No Sculleywagging
>
> What is sculleywagging? Sculleywagging is taking another person by the
> crotch and with the help of your friends, lifting him or her off the
> ground and then throwing him or her into a pit, or into a vehicle, for
> either raping or playful to moderately severe torturing, such as
> punching in the person's gut so hard that the person ends up with a
> broken rib, or smashing the person in the face with onn'e fist or the
> butt of a field armament so hard that the person ends up with a broken
> jaw or a head concussion, to acts such as bayonetting the person
> between the legs in the crotch and gilleting that person's testicles,
> i.e., cutting them off, or in the case of a female, permanently
> puncturing the woman's womb or arteries, and causing her to bleed to
> death. Such violent acts against others will not be tolerated. Nor will
> any less serious acts of violence against others be tolerated at all,
> either. Lifting someone up by the seat of the pants for the same
> purposes is forbidden, as well, and all such cases, once detected will
> call for immediate expulsion.
>
> Rule No. 23 No Rifle Bulletting
>
> What is rifle bulletting? It is the aiming of a pistol or a rifle or
> other firearm or field weapon at the naval of a person and discharging
> the rifle or armament in such a way as to permanently puncture the
> person in the naval and cause the person to either die or become
> permanently or near permanently disfigured or disabled. Any and all
> such acts aime at disfiguring are disableing, or killing others will
> not be tolerated and upon detection, not only will the person be
> discharged, but the person will be held in custody for further
> penalties, such as life in prison, i.e., 355,000 years in maximum
> security and in solitary confinement, the isolationing from other
> prisoners for the duration of one's stay in prison.
>
> Rule No. 24 No Buffallowing allowed
>
> What is buffallowing? Buffallowing is when you take a person and grap
> him or her by all four limbs and sometimes the head as well and flip
> that person up in the air and then letting that person fall to the
> ground to either break that person's back or some part of his or her
> skeleture, or permanently disfigure or maim the individual with the
> blunt force violent trauma that the person experiences as a result of
> his or her experience. Buffallowing often occurs when peace between
> field combatants, stationed in the field headquarters or in an outlying
> combat area, starts to diminish and at first, two people, then more
> people decide they don't like someone, and they begin to isolate, and
> harass the individual until such and offense is committed. Buffalowing
> will not be allowed, nor will any of the other agressionary treatements
> that begin out of one or more person's dislkie for another. All
> parties, exculding the one agressed upon, will be reprimanded to the
> nearest stockade for detainment and will suffer a severe court
> martialling and prison internment of less than the max, but langer than
> one might like to stay, otherwise. 3 to 4 years, at a minimum. Abuse by
> others dirrected at an individuial or at individuals will not be
> tolerated and all violators will be reprimand and remanded to the
> stockade, and to the military justice tribunal, our defense and
> punishment court system, which we will establish, when I've got all of
> my memories back and am williing and able to go out and lead all of the
> recruits.
>
> Formerly, Jon Jon Howard Smith, my name in a previous life time and the
> name by which many of you will one day remember me and will remember
> that you did not like me one bit at all as I was extremely tough on the
> new personelle and the veteran soldiers and soldieresses alike.
>
> "Rules" will be continued.
>
> Sorry for the typos.
>
> John Francis Ayres
>  The G O D Guy
>   And Company
>
> High Holy King, Dai Matreya, Kuvera, Dai Swili,
> Lord Buddha Shakamuni Eternal Buddha, Kuon Ganjo
> Nyorai, Gurkian Mandala Body Guy, The G O D Guy,
> The Lord Of Creation, Nagarjuna
>
> The Gurkian Way Foundation Ministry
>
> John Francis Ayres
> 5540 West Harmon Ave. Apt. #2004
> Las Vegas, Nv. 89103
>
> Tel: (702) 894-9518
>
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> jonjon @ gurkia.com
>
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>
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>
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> Lanham, Md., Honolulu, Hi., Rialto, Ca., Tokyo, Nagoya,
> Osaka, Gojyo, Nara Pref., Kyoto, Okinawa, Fukuoka, Japan
> Jordan - the middle kingdom, Seoul Korea, and a few
> other places, here and there.
>