Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!onodera-news!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.icl.net!newsfeed.fjserv.net!newshosting.com!news-xfer2.atl.newshosting.com!216.166.71.118.MISMATCH!small1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!border1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!intern1.nntp.aus1.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 28 Nov 2003 01:58:33 -0600 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Finding the Thanksgiving Bird Message-ID: Date: Fri, 28 Nov 2003 01:58:33 -0600 Lines: 35 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.129.226 X-Trace: sv3-ttORQBMOYjtFsDgBd9BhD+TZoA9oN/xp5iICeZqbfX5XPiikb7WmOSfvj3XXAXjKj7B3XKY6fWwPRBp!7osfMt66dZ1czseCn7Xy8XZhmkIGDSPfU4QKcO8YFxKSClChlFyqsP3cwRTR0g== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:1792 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Finding the Thanksgiving Bird A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys at the grocery store, but couldn't find one big enough for her family. She asked a stock boy, "Do these turkeys get any bigger?" The stock boy replied, "No ma'am, they're dead."