Hung out to dry!
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Susan and John were patients at the insane asylum. One
day Susan got tired of waiting patiently outside the bathroom
door for John to emerge and kicked it in. Inside, she found
John trying to drown himself in the bathtub. She saved
him from sure death by pulling him from the tub. A few
days later, the director of the asylum reviewed her file
and called her into his office.
"Ms. Smith, your records and your heroic behavior indicate
that you're ready to go home. I'm only sorry that the man
you saved later killed himself with a rope around the neck."
"Oh, he didn't kill himself," Susan replied. "I hung
him up to dry."
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