Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!news.moat.net!in.100proofnews.com!in.100proofnews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local01.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 22:00:05 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes Subject: Passionate Police Officers Message-ID: Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 22:00:05 -0500 Lines: 51 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-rHZCE/wLAbdLwKJ8MPqrubAPUnqIw3bqI+Pl/TsIABF0V9Tz5rMn06qcBHE8P+HwwS4R/Rkeh7xVmRm!/GJ8+YSkVXSGghXtspai44m8jh8UUdiq91EPd5KjgJ8IP3eu/Oo5tL6JYs2h4Q== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.3.32 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes:12181 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Passionate Police Officers Two police officers saw an old woman staggering down the street, stopping her they can tell she has had far too much to drink and instead of taking her to jail they decide to just drive her home. They loaded her into the police cruiser one of the officers gets in the back with the drunk woman. As they drove through the streets they kept asking the old woman where she lived, all the old lady would say as she stroked the officers arm is, "You're Passionate." They drove awhile longer and asked again, but again the same response as she stroked his arm, "You're Passionate." The officers were getting a little upset so they stopped the car and said to the woman, Look we have driven around this city for two hours and you still haven't told us where you live!" She replied, "I keep trying to tell you, you're passin it!"