Path: ccsf.homeunix.org!ccsf.homeunix.org!news1.wakwak.com!nf1.xephion.ne.jp!onion.ish.org!news.daionet.gr.jp!news.yamada.gr.jp!newsfeed.media.kyoto-u.ac.jp!newsfeed.gamma.ru!Gamma.RU!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!local1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.comcast.com!news.comcast.com.POSTED!not-for-mail NNTP-Posting-Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 14:00:07 -0500 From: (KenFuny) Newsgroups: fj.jokes.d Subject: Gold Watch Message-ID: Date: Mon, 24 May 2004 14:00:07 -0500 Lines: 49 NNTP-Posting-Host: 68.62.130.165 X-Trace: sv3-Ct2pQxfYOFycWMgvvU0S1fgbKWwgkLCRObJs8ogRRoQJ5rBwJAGQxWIvNVAMoj3kJIMVnqJXi1VSf8B!OQ5S/L2J0LumJL10rShzh8+3zRq9q2TYz6nOuc4ECDQ7gjpiadcoZso56OQWuA== X-Complaints-To: abuse@comcast.net X-DMCA-Complaints-To: dmca@comcast.net X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Please be sure to forward a copy of ALL headers X-Abuse-and-DMCA-Info: Otherwise we will be unable to process your complaint properly X-Postfilter: 1.1 Xref: ccsf.homeunix.org fj.jokes.d:3405 Joke is at the bottom! Subcribe to KenFuny A daily joke list aimed at lifting your spirits. Send a blank email to: subscribe2@kenfuny.com Emails to this address are not read. Emailing this address will automaticly subscribe you. Important: If you are going to email from your news reader be sure it is set-up with your correct email address. ____________________________________________________________ Gold Watch A judge was instructing the jury that a witness was not necessarily to be regarded as untruthful because he changed his statement after he gave it to the police. "For example," he said, "when I entered my chambers today, I was positive that I had my gold watch in my pocket. But then I remembered that I left in on my nightstand in my bedroom." When the judge returned home that evening, his wife asked him "Why so much urgency for your watch? Isn't sending three men to pick it up for you a bit extreme?" "What?" said the judge, "I didn't send anyone for my watch, let alone three people. What happened?" "I gave it to the first one," said the wife. "He knew exactly where it was, so I figured you sent him."