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ME First!! 

A sales rep, an administration clerk and the
manager are walking to lunch when they find an
antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out in a puff of smoke. 

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three
wishes, so I'll give each of you just one." 

"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk.
"I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
without a care in the world." Poof! 

She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!"
says the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii,
relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse,
an endless supply of pina coladas and the love
of my life." Poof! He's gone. 

"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager.
The manager says, "I want those two back in the
office after lunch." 

Moral of the story: Always let your boss have
the first say.