WARNING! WARNING!

Do not under any circumstance attemt to have sexual intercourse with
any anime or manga character! By doing so you are risking brutal
papercuts that may become gangrenous, which would mean the excision of
your genitalia. I only know this from experience, but fortunately
13inches out of my original 17 inches could be saved. Although my
penis is now a lot smaller, i still strive to please women. Stop
looking at my penis. Stop it, STOP it, STOP IT!