In article <TOGdnS6VMNclWlHfRVn-rg@comcast.com>, Estoscacahuates@comcast.net 
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>"Fred Liken" <fredliken@toocool4school.com> wrote in message 
>news:42cc9253$0$2534$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
>> "Ron Mexico" <Estoscacahuates@comcast.net> wrote
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>>>>>>>>> He probably got it from Prez. Bush..
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>>>>>>>>Yep, he's a big supporter.
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>>>>>>> And a tard.
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>>>>>>Oh, why are you two love birds mad at each other?  Mattinglyfan gag?
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>>>>> I'm talking about Bush. Did you really have to ask?
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>>>> Well, when you say that Mattinglyfan aka Ron Texaco is a big tard, then 
>>>> yes, one would have to ask why you'd say that and if the honeymoon was 
>>>> over.
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>>> You are so dumb it hurts some time.
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>> lol.  Perception.  You can hardly trust your limited comprehension 
>> abilities enough to throw stones, son.
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>> Person A: He (MattinglyFan) probably got it from Prez. Bush.
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>> Me:  Yes, he's (MattinglyFan's) a big supporter.
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>> Jojo: (Yes, he's (MattinglyFan's) a big supporter) and a tard.
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>> Me:  Oh, why...
>> ...
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>> You:  I'm an oblivious twat!  AAAAUUUURRRRRGGGGGG!!!!!!!!!!!  EUr Dum!
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>> Me:  lol.  Perception.  You can hardly trust your limited comprehension 
>> abilities enough to throw stones, son.
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>Lady:  Hello, this is Candy, how may I help you.
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>You:  Well Candy, I'm 38 years old and have never felt the touch of a woman
>
>Lady:  Oh my goodness, you poor baby!  You are 38 and a virgin?
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>You:  I didn't say I was a virgin, I just said that I had never felt the 
>touch of a woman.
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>do you live?
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>You:  ............................. street, Anytown USA.
>
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>You:  That's neato but can you make sure that she doesn't knock on the front 
>door.  My mom doesn't understand that a grown man has urges and she is still 
>spouting that, "Not under my roof", bs she has been giving me for the last 
>20 years.
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>Lady:  Ok, Visa or MasterCard, sweety.
>
>You:  Actually, American Express.  But can you tell me how it will show up 
>on the statement because I need to convince my dad that it was for more 
>model airplanes. 
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Oh gosh damn! Thats sum funny shit.