mtfester@netMAPSONscape.net wrote in message news:<cjsn73$i22$1@news.Stanford.EDU>...
> Eric Takabayashi <etakajp@yahoo.co.jp> wrote:
> > http://tinyurl.com/49whu
>  
> > Man Mistakenly Cuts Off Penis, Dog Eats It
> 
> Kinda puts all our problems in perspective...
> 
I've tried to hold onto a squawking chicken, and it ain't easy; they
don't like it when you grab them by the neck. My wang has never
behaved in such a fashion. For starters it doesn't have feathers (at
least most of the time).

John W.