On 30 Oct 2003 17:35:18 -0800, Brett Robson <jet_boy@deja.com> belched
the alphabet and kept on going with:

>On Thu, 30 Oct 2003 22:53:28 +0900, Bryan Parker  ...
>
>>I'll quit referring to nappies as diapers if
>>you'll quit calling my PHAT GAIGIN SLAB  "a full
>>meal." It's so nasty!
>>
>
>
>You'll be really sorry when I've come up with a good come back. Did you notice a
>dark stain on your front door this morning?

I prefer backing up to the door with spread cheeks and leaving little
kissy marks.